Thursday, May 18, 2006

Prime and Uma Thurman

This weekend I watched a movie called "Prime". What a total shite movie it was indeed! At the risk of spoiling your misery, should you ever care to watch it, I will not divulge the storyline. Rather I shall briefly mention the fact that it is one of the worst movies of the whole year! Very very boring and tedious! Funny in really really brief and very few patches. All in all, a movie to avoid unless the only alternative is internment and physical torture in Guantanamo bay.
Having said that, let's move to Uma Thurman. My God! What an ugly woman! How the hell did she get so ugly, and how the hell did she manage to get into so many films! I am forced to believe that USA is seriously bereft of good looking women which can be trained in acting and put into films. If that is the case, Hollywood should consider shifting base to Europe and start making films here, because a lot of the girls here are absolutely gorgeous!
That leaves us with the question of what should be done with Uma Thurman. I would suggest some plastic surgery to reduce that honker and even then good a paper bag to cover her ugly mug.